How to Watch a Remake

Every now and then we here at "Always the Last in Line" aspire to be more than a site where CRAIG rambles on about his love of Poker, Taco Bell and Rosario Dawson.

Even Money

I caught a Royal Flush in poker on Sunday and hit my first split in league bowling last night.

Ten Years After

A full eleven years since they were eligible Black Sabbath will finally be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame this winter.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

I promised myself that I wouldn’t do it again. I promised myself and here I am about to do it. Ok it wasn’t actually a promise; it was more of a decision.

25 Reasons to go see The Weather Man

Number 2: Nic Cage calls the guy who played Grama in Rounders a dildo.

NaNoWrimo

I am once again participating in the National Novel Writing Month Challenge.

It's in There!

This past weekend the Sheraton Meadowlands Hotel in beautiful East Rutherford, New Jersey hosted the 15th Annual Chiller Theatre Toy, Model and Film Expo.

New Look...

Same great taste! Um, make that same old content.
As some of my more astute readers will notice the site currently has a new look. Many thanks to Sweetie Guy Hutchinson of Bunch O Junk.com for the cool logo! If you aren't already checking out "Bunch O Junk" on a daily basis then you should be. Not only is it a great site with interesting and insightful topics, it's also updated a heck of a lot more than this site is. Sweetie also provides free cheeseburgers to the first dozen visitors to his site each day. If that isn't reason enough than I don't know what is.

Bond for Glory

Sony Pictures finally announced today that Daniel Craig will be playing the role of James Bond in the 21st entry of the ultra-successful franchise, Casino Royale.

Sequels Stink

In a conversation about movies CRAIG is joined by Sweetie Guy Hutchinson of bunchojunk.com.

Like a Record

Someone asked me today if I considered myself shy.

"Nah," I replied. "I'm just not overtly outgoing."

They laughed and said, "You sound like a politician."

As much as I've joked about it in the past, maybe I do have a future in Washington.

...and they're fabulous

So it seems like the debate as to whether or not Tyra Banks' ample breasts are real can finally be put to rest. LINK

Titanic Musings

In an attempt to unravel the mysteries (and create some new ones) surrounding the box office gross of Titanic, CRAIG is joined by Sweetie Guy Hutchinson of bunchojunk.com.

Late Arrival

Geddy Lee: Best bass player ever.
I apologize to anyone that I may have argued this fact with in the past.

Country Bluegrass Blues & Other Music for Uplifting Gormandizers

So it looks like another historic piece of New York is about to disappear.

Coincidence?

Jenny McCarthy and her husband of six years announced today that they were divorcing.

This Just In

From the Who Gives a Fuck File: Sean (Puffy, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy) Combs now wants to be known simply as "Diddy."

Apparently he will also be referring to himself in the third person. LINK

The Blame Game

A movie called The Island came out last month.

50 Reasons to go see Wedding Crashers

Number 12: "The proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit out of me."

Fantastic Four

I've learned many things since I've started to play poker on a regular basis.

Tagged!

I've been tagged by the lovely Stella. I'm no longer a meme virgin.

Land of the Dead

Today's entry was supposed to be occupied by a review of George A Romero's Land of the Dead.

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Is it just me or does anyone else find it strange that the big yellow school bus hasn't gone through any significant changes in decades?

TheFutureEmbrace

Billy Corgan's TheFutureEmbrace arrived in stores today.

Blame...

poker, George Lucas, the internet, sloth, the Gastineau Girls, Mike Doughty, the WPT, bowling, sloth, Jim McManus, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Taco Bell, work, Dave Chappelle, sloth, Janine, Steve Zissou, Kim Jong Il, Paul Giamatti, bad memories of good times, sloth, Elisha Cuthbert, Martin Scorsese, the rain, Nathan's Famous, the History Channel, Brian Wilson, Bob Dylan, the Band. But mostly blame sloth.

Poker, Poker, Poker

I crushed my weekly poker game this past week.

Happy Birthday to Me!

Counting down my top 5 most memorable birthdays.

Here's the Thing...

In hold 'em poker I've learned it's best:

More than Meets the Eye

It's clear that we are approaching the end of days.

My Kind of Woman

Watching the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony the other night I was reminded of why I've always had a thing for Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders.

Image is Everything

Part of a continuing series documenting my successes and failures at my weekly poker game.

300 Channels and Nothing On

Woke up this morning and found my ex on an infomercial. Interesting programming at 6:30 am.

"I'm Your Huckleberry"

Few actors have had a more consistent career than Val Kilmer.

Fear and Loathing...

Hunter S. Thompson comitted suicide yesterday.

Confidence

Part of a continuing series documenting my successes and failures at my weekly poker game.

Ain't it a Crime

Miami Vice made its debut in September of 1984 with an explosive 2 hour episode.

Switching Gears

Part of a continuing series documenting my successes and failures at my weekly poker game.

"Thanks For The Ride Lady" or: What Ever Happened To Jeremy Green?

I Finally picked up Anchor Bay's Divamax Edition of Creep Show 2 the other day.

If You Can't Spot the Sucker... Then You are the Sucker

First in a series documenting my successes and failures at my weekly poker game..

Get Yer Freak On

Damn THIS story; it made me sing "Footloose" all day.

"Janine"

Soul Coughing emerged from NYC's avant garde music scene in the early '90s.