Saturday, August 13, 2005

The Blame Game

A movie called The Island came out last month. It was directed by Michael Bay, starred Ewan McGregor and Scarlett Johansson and it should have been one of the biggest movies of the year. Instead the big budget, summer popcorn flick tanked and Bay reluctantly took the blame. Now say what you want about Bay as a filmmaker, but stepping up and claiming responsibility for the film's failure was a stand-up thing to do.

Now the film's producers Walter and Laurie Parkes have gone on record (via their website) and placed the blame on the film's stars. They claim that McGregor's and Johansson's "half-hearted efforts" resulted in the film's poor box-office showing. They further state that a television actress could have done a more professional job than Johansson. "Listen those are superstars of the future, not superstars of the present. Even lesser television actresses, quite honestly would have more connection to that audience."

The Parkes' are way out of line here. I'm sure big-budget failures are hard for any producer to take, but to lash out at the stars of the picture is just plain wrong. I've seen actors phone in performances before and I felt that both McGregor and Johannson did a wonderful job in their respective roles. Sadly neither one of them put asses in seats (based on their output it doesn't seem to be either one of their intentions). So if neither star has the resume to headline a movie like The Island then why the heck were they cast? The last thing a professional should do is play Monday morning quarterback, which is exactly what the Parkes' have done.

They could have blamed audiences, critics, the competition, or the piss-poor marketing campaign. They could have blamed the movie's failure on lots of things, but instead they blamed the talent. It's a cheap shot and one that they should have had the decency not to make.

13 comments:

Strutter71 said...

I hadn't heard about those comments, but find them really disturbing. McGregor and Johannsen are both extremely talented, world-class ACTORS, whose respective bodies of work more than speak for themselves. When I first saw commercials for this flick, I admit I found it curious casting to say the least...not because I doubted the abilities of the two leads, but because it certainly didn't seem to be the normal recipe for a Michael Bay Summer Blockbuster.
For the record, the theatre I go to on a weekly basis had posters for "The Island" in the lobby for months. It is a 14-screen multiplex. "The Island" never opened there. I wonder how many other people like myself wanted to see this film, only to not be able to find it? Was it playing everywhere up by you, because it just didn't come here.

CRAIG said...

At least you saw posters or commercials for it. A lot of people didn't even know that this movie was out let alone what it was about.

It did open by me but didn't last very long. Shame too because it was a pretty entertaining and, dare I say, thought provoking film.

Guy Hutchinson said...

I didn't see any posters, commercials or trailers for this.

EVER!!

Personally, McGregor and Johannsen almost kept me from seeing it. To me they both represent this awful new breed of actors who make mediocre film after mediocre film along with a Miramax film every year to make sure critics confuse them with movie stars.

I did love the film when I saw it. Both of their performances were OK, but I would have been MUCH more likely to see the film if ANYONE else had been cast in their parts (except Colin Farrell or a bunch of marching penguins.)

Not to argue with Strutter71, but you mention that this didn't seem like "normal recipe for a Michael Bay Summer Blockbuster." I liked the old recipe! I like summer blockbusters and I LOVE Micheal Bay summer blockbusters!

CRAIG said...

Interesting comments, Sweetie, although I have to disagree with your "awful new breed" comment. I think McGregor, Johansson and even Farrell have been in more good films than medicore (this once again from a guy that LIKED "Alexander"). But to each his own...

I do agree that there was nothing wrong with the "old" Michael Bay recipe for a summer blockbuster and hope that he doesn't let "The Island's" failure influence his future output.

Is it too much to hope for a "Bad Boys III"?

Guy Hutchinson said...

Let us take a look at the films of these three actors:

Scarlett Johansson has appeared in the following successful or acclaimed films:
Lost in Translation (2003)
Ghost World (2000)
Girl with the Pear Earring (2003)
The Horse Whisperer (1998)

In addition she has done the following mediocre films:
A Good Woman (2004)
A Love Song for Bobby Long (2004)
The Perfect Score (2004)
Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
The Man Who Wasn't There (2001)
My Brother the Pig (1999)
The Horse Whisperer (1998)
Home Alone 3 (1997)
Fall (1997)
Manny & Lo (1996)
If Lucy Fell (1996)
Just Cause (1995)
North (1994)

Ewan McGregor appeared in the following successful or acclaimed films:
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005)
Robots (2005) (voice)
Big Fish (2003)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Trainspotting (1996)
Shallow Grave (1994)
(Take another look at that list and imagine it had no Star Wars films on it. Not very impressive.)

Here are his mediocre films:
Young Adam (2003)
Down with Love (2003)
Nora (2000)
Eye of the Beholder (1999)
Rogue Trader (1999)
Little Voice (1998)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Desserts (1998)
A Life Less Ordinary (1997)
The Serpent's Kiss (1997)
Nightwatch (1997)
Brassed Off (1996)
Emma (1996)
The Pillow Book (1996)
Blue Juice (1995)
Doggin' Around (1994)


Finally Colin Farrell
Successful or acclaimed films:
Alexander (just for you I included this one.) (2004)
Phone Booth (2002)
Minority Report (2002)

And here are his mediocre films:
A Home at the End of the World (2004)
Intermission (2003)
S.W.A.T. (2003)
Veronica Guerin (2003)
Daredevil (2003)
Hart's War (2002)
American Outlaws (2001)
Tigerland (2000)
Ordinary Decent Criminal (2000)
The War Zone (1999)
Drinking Crude (1997)

I was never very good at math, but it does look like the scale tips toward mediocre on all three accounts.

CRAIG said...

Well played, Sweetie. Well played indeed.

Strutter71 said...

I never thought anything was wrong with the Michael Bay "recipe," either. That was my whole point, that this movie seemed to stray from what had been very successful in the past.

"Brassed Off!" and "Little Voice" were both excellent films, by the way.

Guy Hutchinson said...

I will allow Brassed Off since I have never seen it. But I personally didn't like Little Voice.

Strutter71 said...

Oh yeah, for Scarlett Johanssen you forgot "In Good Company," with Topher Grace and Dennis Quaid. I liked it quite a bit, what did you think?

CRAIG said...

I liked "In Good Company," and that says a lot considering that I am not a big fan of either Dennis Quaid of Topher Grace. I am a fan of Scarlett's and think that she has a pretty exciting career ahead of her if that is what she wants.

Guy Hutchinson said...

Never saw it. For two reasons:

1. Don't like Johanson and I don't know who Topper Grace is.
2. I personally don't like Dennis Quaid. I think he's a good actor, but he is a jerk. I avoid his movies when possible. If you ever see him in public, walk away fast. Or kick him.

Anyway, to reiterate my point in all this. The producers comments, while stupid, did have some merit. The average moviegoer doesn't run to the mulitplex to see McGregor or Johanson. I thought The Island was better than Gone in 60 Seconds but that made WAY more money.

I bet a Michael Bay film called "The Island" starring Nic Cage and Angelina Jolie would have done very, very well.

CRAIG said...

"Gone in 60 Seconds" featured Delroy LIndo and by default is a better film.

Guy Hutchinson said...

lol