Who Cries for Sly?

Starting in the late 70s and leading up until the middle 90s it seemed like Sylvester Stallone could do no wrong in Hollywood.

Smoke Screen

The anti-smoking lobby has been pretty vocal lately about the effect on-screen smoking has on teens.

Feels Like the First Time

The summer of '88 will always be a memorable one for me. I had just moved to New Jersey from Pittsfield, Massachusetts to live with my Mom, and was getting ready to start high school.

A random list of things that crack me up...

The Gimp in Pulp Fiction, Spoonie Luv on Crank Yankers, people who look like Shrek, George "The Animal" Steele, every episode of MTV's Making Da Band, Tyrone Biggums on Chappelle's Show, Donald Trump's hair, The Burt Reynolds zombie from Dawn of the Dead (2004), Porno movie titles that spoof real movies or television shows (actually, come to think of it, most porno titles crack me up), Godzilla when he falls down, Bubba in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, David Hasselhoff, Mickey Rourke, Corey Feldman, Mac and Me, the word "spatula", Paul Verhoeven interviews, the way Spielberg says the word "dinosaur", farts, my love life (or complete lack of one), anyone while they are eating a meatball sandwhich, Stallone crying in any of his movies, Tenacious D, Bill Cosby's sweaters, Animal House, Luiz Guzman, Paul Sorvino, Mina Sorvino's career, bowling shoes, Artie Lange, my savings account balance, Mini Coopers, people who "keep it real", George P. Cosmatos, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, sweat suits, mullets, John Tesh, the ridiculous looking CGI Scorpion King at the end of The Mummmy Returns, Hulk Hogan, Don King, Charles Moose, the video for "I'm Too Sexy", the Shrek "Hot Sludge Sundae" at Baskin Robins, the Pam and Tommy video, BASEketball, Blind Date, cyber sex, phone sex, me having sex, Kenny Loggins, Revenge of the Nerds, David Lee Roth, all 5 Rocky films, and Brad Benson.

Quentin, Just Admit It or: I Smell a Weinstein

Michael Moore's latest film Fahrenheit 911 recently won the prestigious "Palme d'Or" at the Cannes Film Festival.

All Growds Up

I tried a new cologne today...

Lucas vs. The World

If you haven't already heard, George Lucas is finally releasing the original three Star Wars movies on DVD in September. Well sort of...

Groupie

It has been quite some time since I've had a celebrity crush.

Dreaming of Sleep

I love sleeping. It is one of the few things that I am really good at.

Noteworthy DVD

Kill Bill fans take note.

Zillion Dollar Frittata

I don't think that I have what it takes to be rich.

Hat Head

I hate my hair.

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