It was late one (day of the week) night when (favorite Corey from the ‘80s) decided to have an impromptu house party. He grabbed his phone and (adverb) dialed. The first person he called was (wacky sitcom actor). Next he called (radio DJ) and told him to spread the word. There was a party at (favorite Corey from the '80s)'s house, and it was gonna last all night long!
While he waited for his guests, (favorite Corey from the '80s) tried to think of some (adjective) things that everyone could do.
“I know,” he said. “We can watch a whole bunch of (another Corey from the '80s) movies and make fun of them! Or we can get out the karaoke machine and (verb) along to (actress/singer) songs. Or we can just order up (number) (adjective) call girls and have some real fun!"
Corey smiled at the thought of how (adjective) the party would be.
The first guest arrived while Corey was making punch. It was (wacky sitcom actor).
“Hey, (wacky sitcom actor),” Corey said, “thanks for coming to my party!”
"(wacky sitcom actor’s catch phrase).”
“Want some punch?" Corey asked. “I spiked it with (liquid)."
“Sure,” said (wacky sitcom actor). "I just love (liquid) flavored punch!”
As Corey poured (wacky sitcom actor) some punch, the doorbell (past tense verb). He opened the door and saw (someone who is famous for being famous), (celebrity with a beard), (female cast member of Baywatch) and Michael Winslow.
Corey beamed. “This is so great. Thanks for coming everyone!”
He served everyone punch and they watched (another Corey from the '80s) movies and laughed at how bad they were. They had just called (number) (adjective) call girls and were getting ready to play naked (board game), when the doorbell rang again.
“Great!,” Corey exclaimed. “Another guest!” He ran to the door in his (style of underwear) and flung open the door. It was (another Corey from the '80s).
“I heard that you are watching my movies and making fun of me," (another Corey from the '80s) said.
“No, no,” Corey said. "We did that already. Now we’re just drinking punch spiked with (liquid) and getting ready to play naked (board game)."
(Another Corey from the 80s) didn’t look amused. He balled up his fists and punched Corey in the (body part).
Corey doubled over in pain.
“Owww! My (body part)!"
As Corey sat crying on the floor in his (style of underwear), his guests slowly filed out.
Corey's big party was over.
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