Hat Head

I hate my hair. I know that I shouldn't until I lose it or it goes gray. But it never really does what I want it to. My hair looks the way I want perhaps 6 days out of the month. The rest of the time its a disater. I used to think that I was the only guy that worried about this, but I've come to realize that so many guys probably wear hats for this reason. I'd wear a hat, but fitted or not, they just make me look goofier than I normally look. I just can't have that.