A Random List of People and Things to be Skeptical of

men who wear bow ties, fat free ice cream, new music that features Biggie or Tupac, any guy over the age of 25 who hasn't seen the original Star Wars, Springsteen fans who don't like Bob Dylan, telemarketers, career politicians, celebrity hosted talk shows, Vin Diesel, anything powered by diesel fuel, Ashton Kutcher movies, any member of the Jackson 5, porn stars that don't have at least one tattoo, Eddie Murphy films produced after 1989, PG-13 horror movies, anybody over 6'6", anybody under 4'11", cab drivers, pre or post Miami Vice Don Johnson projects, people who can watch a whole episode of The Simpsons without laughing, anybody who hasn't been drunk at least one time in their life, any movie directed by Joel Schumacher, anyone who doesn't smile when they think of Dave Thomas or Colonel Sanders, The New York Times Best-Seller List, anybody who can't name all four Beatles, pimps, hookers, marks, hustlers, junkies, flunkies, lawyers, people who play poker while wearing sunglasses, fashion designers, publicists, infomercials, inside information, PETA, stories that happened to a friend of a friend, strippers, anyone who has never eaten a McDonald's hamburger, chain smokers, anyone who has never seen at least one James Bond movie, and Brad Benson.