Wednesday, May 26, 2004

A random list of things that crack me up...

The Gimp in Pulp Fiction, Spoonie Luv on Crank Yankers, people who look like Shrek, George "The Animal" Steele, every episode of MTV's Making Da Band, Tyrone Biggums on Chappelle's Show, Donald Trump's hair, The Burt Reynolds zombie from Dawn of the Dead (2004), Porno movie titles that spoof real movies or television shows (actually, come to think of it, most porno titles crack me up), Godzilla when he falls down, Bubba in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, David Hasselhoff, Mickey Rourke, Corey Feldman, Mac and Me, the word "spatula", Paul Verhoeven interviews, the way Spielberg says the word "dinosaur", farts, my love life (or complete lack of one), anyone while they are eating a meatball sandwhich, Stallone crying in any of his movies, Tenacious D, Bill Cosby's sweaters, Animal House, Luiz Guzman, Paul Sorvino, Mina Sorvino's career, bowling shoes, Artie Lange, my savings account balance, Mini Coopers, people who "keep it real", George P. Cosmatos, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, sweat suits, mullets, John Tesh, the ridiculous looking CGI Scorpion King at the end of The Mummmy Returns, Hulk Hogan, Don King, Charles Moose, the video for "I'm Too Sexy", the Shrek "Hot Sludge Sundae" at Baskin Robins, the Pam and Tommy video, BASEketball, Blind Date, cyber sex, phone sex, me having sex, Kenny Loggins, Revenge of the Nerds, David Lee Roth, all 5 Rocky films, and Brad Benson.

3 comments:

T-_Bone said...

What about the "you can call me Ray or you can call me Jay, but you doesn't have to call me Johnson" guy. Now that's funny stuff.

Guy Hutchinson said...

Oh my my my.
Those are some of my favorite things too.
I heard a Brad Benson commercial today where he basically verbally assaults a customer and makes her call up a Toyota dealer.
The man has been tackled one too many times.

CRAIG said...

Sure, T_Bone. I realized while posting, that I could have spent the whole night adding stuff to the list. By the way, "Have you tried the Flounder? I've heard that it is excellent."